Dear Shoe Designer at Maison Martin Margiela,
I cannot, and will not, tolerate such abominations to pollute my eyes. What were you thinking? Did you want me to cry? Did you know I wasn't wearing waterproof eye make up and thought it'd be fun for me to end up looking like The Joker? And to charge £625 for them?
For shame, for shame.
Never yours if you continue to design such things,
Never Enough Shoes