Dear Shoe Designer at Maison Martin Margiela,I cannot, and will not, tolerate such abominations to pollute my eyes. What were you thinking? Did you want me to cry? Did you know I wasn't wearing waterproof eye make up and thought it'd be fun for me to end up looking like The Joker? And to charge £625 for them?
For shame, for shame.
Never yours if you continue to design such things,
Never Enough Shoes